Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.

There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things.

There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.