Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.