Even before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I made it a point years ago to figure all that stuff out because my life was a mess.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

When I was growing up, I was as socially outcast as any nerd could possibly be. I was in the chess club, I brought D&D stuff to school, I had every game system you could imagine, I spent countless hours at arcades, computer camp, loud presence in the Latin Club. All that stuff.

Comic-Con is interesting because there's so much going on at once, it's literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard so you can surf over the crowd of packed-in nerds.

I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.