We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

If you have the opportunity to try different things, you should try different things and step outside your comfort zone and see what works and what doesn't work.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.

Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.

When I was growing up, I was as socially outcast as any nerd could possibly be. I was in the chess club, I brought D&D stuff to school, I had every game system you could imagine, I spent countless hours at arcades, computer camp, loud presence in the Latin Club. All that stuff.