Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.