I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.

Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.

Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they feel bad, and then other people start attacking them, and then they attack back.