I was very competitive growing up. I can't even play chess anymore because I used to play tournament chess in school. There's too much sense memory of sitting in front of a chess board and getting super intense about it. It's ruined the game for me.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being in the demographic that we're programming for.

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.