I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.