It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.