You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

What people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the opposite of funny. To amuse someone is to eliminate discomfort and awkwardness, kind of like a massage for the brain, while to be funny is to point out awkwardness and discomfort. Everyone thinks they want funny, but they really want amusement.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.