You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.

Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we're talking about; every dude knows.

If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.