It's my genius plan of avoiding any career momentum whatsoever. Definitely the pop-culture thing is something I've avoided in my act. It's just too transitory and ephemeral.

If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax and not worry about things happening right away. That's a mistake a lot of people make - they think a year is a long time and it's really not.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.