Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

You know what I'm great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word 'trivial' in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial - as in not important. Trivial - as in maybe you should've gone to grad school.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.