I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

My abject hatred of actors and the acting world. I went to college as an actor, and halfway through, I switched to playwriting and directing. Then I spent a couple years working in publishing, doing some freelance journalism for The Village Voice and Musician magazine. I thought my life was going to be as a writer, but then I realized I missed performing, so I got into comedy. It was a nice combination of things I was sort of good at. I was a pretty good writer and a decent actor, but I didn't really like acting, and I didn't have the discipline to be a writer.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.