There's something so awesome about being able to get up in front of a microphone and do exactly what you want. Stand-up is as close as you're ever going to get to being 100 percent in control of a situation artistically, and I don't understand why people wouldn't want to keep doing that.
Christian FinneganI had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable skills. Unless I really want to spend the rest of my life temping, or teaching drama to third-graders, I don't have a lot of other options - which is freeing, in a way. I never have to say, "Well, I could always go back to law school."
Christian FinneganIf you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.
Christian FinneganI haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.
Christian Finnegan