I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

I've always prided myself on being able to perform in the "alt-comedy" zone, but also being able to do comedy for people who aren't media-saturated, and maybe don't have the latest Dan Deacon album. I probably won't be the most popular guy at Zanies in Nashville, and I'll never be the coolest dude at Largo, but I like that I can swim in both those waters.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

You know what I'm great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word 'trivial' in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial - as in not important. Trivial - as in maybe you should've gone to grad school.