I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.
Christian FinneganBasically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.
Christian FinneganI'm working on something a little different. It's a technique I call, 'tantric abstinence.' Now, the way this works is I meet a woman, I charm the heck out of her, and then right as she's considering sleeping with me, I say something so awkward that she leaves and I have to start over again with another woman entirely.
Christian FinneganJesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.
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