If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.

I'm working on something a little different. It's a technique I call, 'tantric abstinence.' Now, the way this works is I meet a woman, I charm the heck out of her, and then right as she's considering sleeping with me, I say something so awkward that she leaves and I have to start over again with another woman entirely.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.