If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

I've always prided myself on being able to perform in the "alt-comedy" zone, but also being able to do comedy for people who aren't media-saturated, and maybe don't have the latest Dan Deacon album. I probably won't be the most popular guy at Zanies in Nashville, and I'll never be the coolest dude at Largo, but I like that I can swim in both those waters.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.