If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I always wanted that hour special on cable.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

There are two kinds of intelligence in this world. People who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart... If you're starting your own business, don't even talk to me. But If you need to know who the lead singer of Kajagoogoo is, I'm your guy. His name is Limahl, by the way.