No rich man is a patriot, no rich man is a friend. They have all only got one fatherland the Ritz-Carlton; and one friend the mistress they're promising to divorce their wives for.

A bank is a confidence trick. If you put up the right signs, the wizards of finance themselves will come in and ask you to take their money.

Pukka sahib or rank outsider--gentleman or bounder--and it's accent, accent, all the way.

Intuition is not infallible; it only seems to be the truth. It is a message which we may interpret wrongly.

Women have been brought up much like slaves, that is, to lie.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

Altruism is selfishness out with a pair of field glasses and imagination.