He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.

It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.

Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!