He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.