He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.