...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was fine, because I'm not even thrilled about regular foods, so, you know, what do I need with like advanced digital HD wi-fi foods and whatnot? -Abby

In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life was just a tangled ball of chaos.

An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.

Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.