...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.

What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.