The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

Children see magic because they look for it.

An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was fine, because I'm not even thrilled about regular foods, so, you know, what do I need with like advanced digital HD wi-fi foods and whatnot? -Abby

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.