If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.

From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.