The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
Children see magic because they look for it.
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.