Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.

The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.