Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and therefore survived to pass his genes on to the next generation.

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.