I love you above all things, even pie.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.

Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

It's like time travel only, you know, slower.

Blessed are the dumbfucks.