I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.