Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.