Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.

It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.

I love you above all things, even pie.

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk