You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We are in a four-star inn right now. I don't know what the conversion from harlots to stars is.)

I love you above all things, even pie.

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.