Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.