She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?