Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

It's like time travel only, you know, slower.