Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

One can't be free without action.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.