They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.