Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.