And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.