Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.

Compliment but do not covet.