Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Life is an irritation.

From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.