I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.

Angels are just pretty insects.

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.

I love you above all things, even pie.

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write. Why me?