He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

Blessed are the dumbfucks.

Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

Why understand when you can believe?

All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.