Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.
Christopher MooreHe invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
Christopher MooreThe netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
Christopher MooreSo I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.
Christopher MooreAnd I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?
Christopher Moore