Don't bruise the Foo!

I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.

An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.