Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.