Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.