Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

Blessed are the dumbfucks.

One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.