Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.