If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

Blessed are the dumbfucks.

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.