There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my *Mom*!
Christopher TitusYou know what, man? I am going to literally โ if (Palin) gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time, just loaded and ready โ because you know what? Itโs for my country. Itโs for my country. If I got to sacrifice myself, itโs for my country.
Christopher TitusThere's a one in six billion chance you're gonna find your soul mate. But, maybe, your perfect soul mate is actually three or four half perfect people. How far are you willing to go to actually find that perfect somebody... ies. If you're not willing to make a group of people your soul mate then you'd better plan on being alone. You'll always have television.
Christopher Titus