Pope John Paul didn't die - he pre-boarded.
If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.
Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.
Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.
Everyone's a racist. It's the one thing that makes us all the same.
Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure, she's old and frail. But she can kick your dad's ass.