Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.

Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.

I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.

I have a dream! Because I have lived a nightmare.

Denial is a powerful weapon. My dad taught me mind over matter. No matter how hurt I got, he didn't mind.

Jealousy - the Auschwitz of emotions.