Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die?
Christopher TitusAt the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.
Christopher TitusSatan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.
Christopher TitusYou know what, man? I am going to literally โ if (Palin) gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time, just loaded and ready โ because you know what? Itโs for my country. Itโs for my country. If I got to sacrifice myself, itโs for my country.
Christopher Titus