I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.
Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.
Step up or step aside.
Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.
Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon.