Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?

Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.

Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show. What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour?

My dad's full of encouragement and support. It just feels like abandonment and neglect.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.

Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who's got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.