I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.

Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

Love. It's God's greatest gift. He fills our world with it and makes sure we grow up with caring, supportive parents. I'm just kidding. Pain is God's greatest gift. Pain is God's way of saying, "Hurts, don't it ? Wel, go ahead. Say, me dammit again."

In 1998, in Laramie, Wyoming, two guys beat up Matthew Shepard and left him on the side of the road hanging on the fence to die. They killed him, because Matthew Shepard was gay. They killed him, because Matthew Shepard was gay? They killed him.

My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that!