I'm good at being by myself. I guess if you're a writer you get used to that.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.

Let's say Donald Trump loses but it's close. That could change the whole way the job of being a politician shifts - that to succeed in politics, you have to be a caricature of what a politician is supposed to be like.

As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.